Total Medals Earned: 396 (From 84 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,730 Points
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 6/32 (30/380 points)
Lose on Phase 5 or greater.
Vanquish 15 Souls in a single play.
Visit any of Avizial's social media sites.
Lose on Phase 1.
Defeat a single enemy.
Get a PERFECT on any phase.
Summon Freya.
Send 5 or more Souls to Valhalla consecutively.
Defeat 10 Demons.
Receive a kiss from a Siren.
Defeat 25 Sirens.
Skewer 3 or more enemies with a single shot.
Have 3 or more Souls dance to the Siren's song.
Receive the Bronze Trophy for clearing Phase 10.
Defeat 25 Turtles.
Defeat all of Aegir's Hands before Aegir arrives.
Survive Phase 5 or greater with only one chance.
Obtain each of Freya's treasures at least once.
Get smited by Odin 20 times.
Receive the Titanium Trophy for clearing Phase 20.
Fight and defeat Aegir.
Defeat 500 enemies.
Send 4 or more Souls to Valhalla simultaneously.
Receive the Silver Trophy for clearing Phase 30.
Fight and defeat Aegir and recieve a PERFECT.
Collect all 5 tablets in a single phase.
Receive 10 consecutive PERFECTs in a single play.
Receive the Gold Trophy for clearing Phase 40.
Receive the Platinum Trophy for reaching the Final Phase.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/41 (60/1,000 points)
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