Total Medals Earned: 396 (From 84 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,730 Points
Medals Earned: 6/15 (240/840 points)
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 2.
Beat Level 3.
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/350 points)
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
YUM
Get to know your new BFF.
Chill out in the funky room!
Leave the tower
You naughty punk!
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/640 points)
Get 5x combo
Open one of the official levels
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 10x combo
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Open the level editor
Die 25 in one level
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/240 points)
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/190 points)
Complete Mew York
Complete Detrout
Complete El Pawso
Complete Los Angelhiss
Complete Mew York on Expert
Complete Detrout on Expert
Complete El Pawso on Expert
Complete Los Angelhiss on Expert
Medals Earned: 4/12 (125/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 6/13 (30/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/180 points)
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!